Unchain my heart
Awake at work on new year’s eve The day don’t mean nothing But that the drinks get to ride the train for free tonight And the jerks who still gotta work gotta pay The foggy wet streets are without a speck of traffic The few pedestrians gawk as I peddle past Many colored in many layers On my black and yellow Fixed geared bicycle. The lady at the coffee shop shakes her head at...
Crook rule numba 2 Feeling guilty ain’t being guilty.
Crook rule numba 1. You’re a liar. Stick with your first lie.
If you are a musician and your main instrument is a goddamn cumputer you’re not a musician, you’re a programmer if you get all your music from a cumputer you’re lame if your keyboard is always hooked up to your cumputer you probably suck at piano If you are a DJ you’re probably lame let’s jam
Anything with a vagina is a babe… To a nerd.
HEY! Have a problem with gay love??? Well we hate to break it to ya, but all love is gay!!! And thats just the way it is, love ya!
That chefs are rockstars now.
Having a vagina does not make you special Being a homosexual does not make you special Having colored skin does not make you special Being rich does not make you special Being a veteran does not make you special Only being human makes you special, also, having a mental retardation.
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LISTEN. IN THIS WORLD THERE ARE HATERS. USUALLY THE HATERS ARE WRONG. THIS HATER IS RIGHT!!!