December 2011
17 posts
Unchain my heart
Awake at work on new year’s eve
The day don’t mean nothing
But that the drinks get to ride the train for free tonight
And the jerks who still gotta work gotta pay
The foggy wet streets are without a speck of traffic
The few pedestrians gawk as I peddle past
Many colored in many layers
On my black and yellow
Fixed geared bicycle.
The lady at the coffee shop shakes her head at...
CROOK RULES!
Crook rule numba 2
Feeling guilty ain’t being guilty.
CROOK RULES!
Crook rule numba 1.
You’re a liar. Stick with your first lie.
SECRETS!!!!
If you are a musician and your main instrument is a goddamn cumputer
you’re not a musician, you’re a programmer
if you get all your music from a cumputer
you’re lame
if your keyboard is always hooked up to your cumputer
you probably suck at piano
If you are a DJ
you’re probably lame
let’s jam
Secrets!!
Anything with a vagina is a babe… To a nerd.
SECRETS!!!!
HEY!
Have a problem with gay love???
Well we hate to break it to ya, but all love is gay!!!
And thats just the way it is, love ya!
It's gay
That chefs are rockstars now.
Secrets!!!
Having a vagina does not make you special
Being a homosexual does not make you special
Having colored skin does not make you special
Being rich does not make you special
Being a veteran does not make you special
Only being human makes you special, also, having a mental retardation.
Foster the People – A New Homo Gay Agenda... →
LISTEN. IN THIS WORLD THERE ARE HATERS. USUALLY THE HATERS ARE WRONG. THIS HATER IS RIGHT!!!
