Leather jackets don’t make you cool. Being cool makes you wear a leather jacket… Popped collars don’t make you a douche bag, being a douche bag makes you a douche bag. Popped collars make you cool.
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Ladies, If you ever walk into the restroom right after a man walks out, and you notice that the toilet seat is especially shiny… That man just PISSED all over it.
THESE ANIMALS ARE BAD, THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO LAY... →
If a fella is walking down the street, one hand in his pocket, one leg straight, and his eyes a little crooked… …That man has a BONER!! for you.