4am -the champ
The world here is different A little colder A little dryer Never like to still be up Never like to be waking up The birds haven’t started chirping yet But the barflies have The road unravels dark Reflecting street lights and neons In puddles of yesterday’s rains Look at a little lady Sleeping the morning in She just got home from work Kiss her on the cheek Whisper an I...
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Our guitarist rules!!!! That’s a lot of people’s opinion!!!!!
things to CONSIDER!!! - The CHAMP
How many people do we see every day that are actually time travelers from past and future? Often I see a fella around town on a bike that gotsta be Einstein. I’m sure of it. These days is probably a great vacation spot in time. We got all the techno shit they was dreaming about in the past. We are in a time of pure rest comparatively to the apocalyptic future. People are probably dying...
Stories From the Front - The Gypsy
“Man Last time I threw a maltov cocktail… it was at the Naperville police station. I pleaded insanity and they bought it… 45 months later and a needle in the ass every day, and I’m out here!!!” -Heard it at occupy The kids these days, they don’t got nothing to do. They go around and start a protest or two. The cops these days they don’t got...
LETS BE JUVENILE!!! baaaahahaha get those mothas!
REGGIE WATTS IS A BAD GUY!!!!!!!
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY 28 EYE INSIDE WITH PIRATES POST PARTY!!! VIADUCT THEATER!!! BELMONT AND WESTERN!!! SHOW STARTS 8:30 15 BIG ONES AT THE DOOR KEEP YOUR EARS OPEN FOR THE SECRET CODE FOR A 1/3 DISCOUNT!!! WOWEE!!! THIS PLACE HAS A BAR!!! WHAT?!!! IF YA COME YA COME
WE ARE PIRATES!!! WE ARE BAD GUYS!!! AND WE...
Talking about the album now is like doing the dishes. The meal has already been...– Tom Waits in the NY Times on promoting his new album Bad As Me (via nprmusic) TELL ME ABOUT IT TOMMY! PIRATES KNOW ALL ABOUT IT!! DISHES!
suck down those beers before they get too warm,...
The Champ walks in and heads straight for the fidge. Cracking open a beer and pulling in a cold swig, he kisses his little lady and plops down on the couch. “i really killed them tonight darling” “i bet you did. Noew give me a kiss.” “Oh, i really knocked them out tonight. They had no idea what they were in for, then when they started to realize…they...
the official shit beer of of Pirates!!!
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still gotta - the champ
still gotta work all day walking around in the sun… “yes sir” “no sir” that’s six dollars a pound, miss. NO SIX DOLLARS PARA UNA LIBRA!!! All the spanish speaking old ladies act like they don’t know what the hell is going on, and i strill gotta stand behind the table slinging shit. Running some bread with some shit on it from door to door hoping for a...
Hey! for the run of Eye Inside, (which is the show our own Neeto Peeto steals like he’s a fuckin cat burglar) We’ll be playing a weekly SECRET show! you only know about it because you stumbled onto this tumblr. So come see Eye Inside at THE VIADUCT THEATER, grab a drink, and hang out with your favorite scum! Belmont and Western! Shit you know where it is. Clicky on the button.
This time around... no more tears. -The Champ
Come sit in our kitchen and listen to the music that comes out of the teeth of our mothers. Theres a new sheriff in town and he’s gonna tell you how it is in about a minute so get ready to listen if you’re not already. Let’s watch some of these videos… shall we? Do you guys actually use these nun-chucks? Of course we do. WE can’t really duel with them though so...